The People I’ve Slept With – a promiscuous woman who finds herself with an unplanned pregnancy and needs to figure out who the baby daddy is…NOW. Angela Yang loves sex. She loves it so much she needs to make baseball cards of her lovers to help her remember where she’s been. She doesn’t think twiceContinue reading “The People I’ve Slept With – 2009”
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The Proper Care & Feeding of an American Messiah – 2009
‘The Proper Care & Feeding of an American Messiah’ is the mockumentary story of a man who thinks he is a messiah. Not *the* messiah, but rather a local, regionally selected messiah for his own home-town. He’s on a quest, desperately trying to raise money for a town-wide rally where he hopes to announce hisContinue reading “The Proper Care & Feeding of an American Messiah – 2009”
Grandpa Is Dead – 2009
A large family with lots of issues gather together to mourn the death of the family patriarch. But getting in the way of their genuine grief are a bunch of superstitions about the dead, and the family’s inability to deal with their issues in a civilized way. Director : Soxy Topacio Cast : BJ Forbes|DickContinue reading “Grandpa Is Dead – 2009”
The Mermaid and the Diver – 2009
The body of Sinbad the Diver turned up floating off the Atlantic coast of Nicaragua. The mermaid had turned his soul into a turtle, and the turtle was the one who returned him to the world of men. Sinbad was born once more as a Miskito and was raised on the banks of the wonderfulContinue reading “The Mermaid and the Diver – 2009”
Autopsy 2 – 2009
A group of longtime friends converge on a fatal course with destiny when they cross paths with Alexander Tatum, a mercenary surgeon. He is a hunter with the keen skill of one who has also been hunted. Prey turned predator. The victims quickly realize that Alexander is just the beginning of their problems, as theyContinue reading “Autopsy 2 – 2009”
Cottonmouth – 2009
Four angry women who died from toxic shock syndrome rise from the grave to take their revenge on a tampon company man. Director : Christopher P. Garetano Cast : Debbie Rochon|John Brodie|Megan Pillar|Michelle Brachfeld|Monique Dupree Genre : Release Date : 2009-03-14
Artois the Goat – 2009
Lab technician Virgil Gurdies struggles to choose between his truelove Angie and his newfound quest to create the greatest goat cheese the world has ever known. Director : Cliff Bogart|Kyle Bogart Cast : Dan Braverman|Mark Meir|Stephen Taylor Fry|Sydney Andrews Genre : Comedy|Romance Release Date : 2009-03-15
Chinango – 2009
After finding his grandfather’s Shaolin medallion, Braulio gets mixed up with Mexican gangsters whom end his peace, he’ll handle this mess the old fashioned way – Yet his greatest rival is also the hottest Kung Fu babe in all of China. Director : Peter Van Lengen Cast : Hugo Stiglitz|José Luís Mósca|Marko Zaror|Susana González GenreContinue reading “Chinango – 2009”
I’ve Never Been Happier – 2009
Success is a question of confidence, particularly in times of crisis. Life would be unbearable if there werent beautiful things to brighten it up a little, including pretty faces. Frank Knöpfel constantly flirts with life with his beguiling bright blue eyes. He buys a complete stranger an expensive coat in a designer boutique just becauseContinue reading “I’ve Never Been Happier – 2009”
The Gershwins’ Porgy and Bess – 2009
George Gershwin miraculously melded classical idioms, jazz, blues, and spirituals in this quintessentially American masterpiece about a crippled beggar, the headstrong woman he loves, and the community that sustains them both; presented here in an acclaimed productions from San Francisco Opera Director : Cast : Chauncey Packer|Eric Owens|Karen Slack|Laquita Mitchell|Lester Lynch Genre : Music ReleaseContinue reading “The Gershwins’ Porgy and Bess – 2009”
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